just the rantings and ramblings of a british teenager featuring taylor swift. demi lovato. hunger games. harry potter. the fault in our stars. hank and john green. quotes. love. friends. family.
I haven’t got any homeopathy material in this tour; I feel that if I dilute my homeopathy material, it’ll become more powerful. If you got that, you’re a nerd, too!
Somebody sent me a link - a link to a new Kenwood kettle called the Kenwood Stealth. It’s a kettle! What the fuck does it do? Hide in the garden… behind the grass… just lookin’ at ya… and just waitin’ ‘til you look thirsty? And then it suddenly jumps out of there, gives you a cup of tea and you go ‘Jesus! Where did that come from?’ and the kettle just looks and goes ‘You’ll not see me again!’ and disappears!